May 2012
Watchxoxogabrielle:
vivalaorgasm:
blackintellectunrefined:
clusterr-fucks:
iamselectric:
Jay Pharoah Impersonating Will Smith, DMX, Eddie Murphy, Chris Tucker, Barack Obama, Jay-Z, 50 Cent, Cassidy & Katt Williams
DYING!!!
My jaw was on my chest the whole time. Oh my God. This is crazy » lmao
why can he do that shit SO WELL ~ TROLOLOL
insidelime:
hey canadians have fun at school tomorrow
snookidoughicecream:
when i was little like in 3rd grade the barenaked ladies were performing at the super bowl
and my 3rd grade mind got me excited and i was like “omg they’ll all be actual naked ladies”
and i didnt care about football in the 3rd grade, just naked ladies
so i watched the superbowl up until halftime and i was so excited
and then they were like “THE BARENAKED LADIES!!!!”
and...
machokehugs:
how to not get friendzoned XD:
stop acting like that’s even a fucking thing that means anything and just accept the fact that your douchebag personality isn’t going to get you laid
omg wow how inaccurate
mcdammit:
i put the ‘semen’ in ‘amusement’
pityfiesta:
overanalyzing-phineas-and-ferb:
a single tear is shed for all the animators who have to draw frontal Phineas
why cant americans just use celsius it’s so much easier to spell than feiehreirheineiheit
do you mean degrees of FREEDOM
zoopjenkins:
ghdos:
zsram:
Man, MJ died and never told anyone the real words to Don’t Stop Til You Get Enough.
Son.
Fuck.
did-yuo-kno:
Lowercase Ls (l) aren’t really letters. They are actually exclamation points who have stopped menstruating.
Me after running for one minute: I'm still alive, but I'm barely breathing
