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    fuckyeahdementia:

    Doberman Doesn’t Understand How Slides Work

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    I do not trust people who don’t love themselves and yet tell me, ‘I love you.’ There is an African saying which is: Be careful when a naked person offers you a shirt.
    Maya Angelou (via kushandwizdom)

    schreibaby-of-the-skies:

    Angelica summing up what having responsibilities really means.

    162,499 plays Heartbeat Childish Gambino Camp

    "Are we datin’? Are we fuckin’?

    Are we best friends? Are we something, in between that?

    I wish we never fucked and I mean that.

    But not really, you say the nastiest shit in bed and it’s fuckin’ awesome.”

    (Source: gays---anatomy)

    vogue-pussyxo:

    Mhm

    (Source: epic-humor)

    blkdzn:

    I was so in love with vee for like the first three episodes and by the finale I hates her fucking soul

    (Source: orangeitnblack)


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    humortrain:

    If Humans Crossed the Street Like Animals

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    discoverynews:

    Delta Aquarid Meteor Shower to Peak Tonight

    How to finger a girl

    1. Use your tongue

    (Source: she-wants-the-eod)


    carry-on-my-otp:

    thatscienceguy:

    I have always wondered what would happen with an infinite loop in all directions…

    I was once in a room like this. I lost all sense of any direction lost the ability to walk

    fuckinq-queen:

    I just need some casual sex like this.

    (Source: sex-bad)

    Look at me while you cum.
    (via les-nyc)

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    kocainekupcakes:

    I get very chill after sex..

    Just let me sit with my head back and relax, lol.

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