you make a compelling argument there
i will never not reblog this
Jordan Alcazar (base) just won worlds with Stealth IOC6 this season!!
my friend just accidentally called our math teacher “honey” and he replied “yes dear”
Να το κάνω στον Κουρέα?
im laughi gng so had r
no but women are so badass okay
because there will inevitably come a point in every woman’s life where she wakes up in a pool of her own blood and her reaction will be dammit now i have to do laundry
that is some suave superhero shit and you won’t ever be able to convince me otherwise
Never really thought about this before, but it really is one of the best sounds
It’s even better knowing you’re the reason they are laughing
this is perfect
Why do people cheat? Cause I just don’t understand at all…
Cause they some bitches
When somebody hot likes your selfie
when somebody hot reblogs your selfie
So I was taking pictures of my hamster because I was bored and he slipped and was holding on to my hand for dear life and I got this picture
One time I checked out someone’s blog and they had a tab that said “my nudes” and I thought it was their quirky way of putting their tagged/me or food porn so I clicked on it and it was their actual nude pictures of themselves.
That is the type of straight forwardness I look in a future partner.
son. (puts hand on shoulder) you know, sometimes, (puts another hand on your shoulder) life just… (puts third hand on shoulder)
If I were in the Hunger Games I would use one of the parachutes and gift containers and put all kinds of poisonous berries in them and then climb trees and send them down to unsuspecting tributes. Oh, you thought you were getting a nice fruit salad? Think again. POISON.
You should volunteer as tribute, you evil genius